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Psilocybin Smile Tee
$45
Soft, slightly unhinged. Artwork torn from a late-night notebook after the synths got snarky. Small run: once they're gone, the hallucination fades.
'My Destiny" Hoodie
$75
Built for night walks and 3 a.m. mixes. Heavy, cozy, and stamped with a small glitch from my brain.
*confirmed snuggly
Touring Paradox Jacket (Limited)
$245
For the bold and the cold. Embroidered sigils, an inside pocket for lyric fragments, and enough swagger to get you past imaginary security.
Psilocybin Smile Tee
$45
Soft, slightly unhinged. Artwork torn from a late-night notebook after the synths got snarky. Small run: once they're gone, the hallucination fades.
'My Destiny" Hoodie
$75
Built for night walks and 3 a.m. mixes. Heavy, cozy, and stamped with a small glitch from my brain.
*confirmed snuggly
Touring Paradox Jacket (Limited)
$245
For the bold and the cold. Embroidered sigils, an inside pocket for lyric fragments, and enough swagger to get you past imaginary security.
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Bronze: Year of Notes + Limited Poster
$48.99
A year riding shotgun plus a limited poster for your wall of questionable decisions (best wall in the house).
$2/mo
Subtotal
$48.99
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Silver: Yearlong Access + Limited Tee
$120
A year of closer access and a limited shirt for your torso's ongoing art project. Soft, possibly haunted (by melodies).
$5/mo
Subtotal
$120
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Gold: Yearlong Glow + Hoodie
$215
Twelve months inside the kaleidoscope, plus a limited hoodie for late-night listening and daytime mischief. You fuel the machine; I send sounds, stories, and sideways jokes.
$10/mo
Subtotal
$215
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Save 53% $100
Platinum: Year Pass + Jacket
$870
Twelve months of close-up chaos plus a jacket. Wear it to rehearsals, protests, or just the grocery store.
$50/mo
Subtotal
$870
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Save 43% $500
"Absurdity Partner" Membership (Diamond) + Incredible Perks
$10,550
Check out those "Absurdity Partner" membership perks to be even more blown away by this incredible decision you are about to make. Did you notice you are also getting a retreat? 🤘😎🤘
$500/mo
Subtotal
$10,550
Due Now
Save 53% $5,000
Bronze: Year of Notes + Limited Poster
$48.99
A year riding shotgun plus a limited poster for your wall of questionable decisions (best wall in the house).
$2/mo
Subtotal
$48.99
Due Now
Save 59% $20
Silver: Yearlong Access + Limited Tee
$120
A year of closer access and a limited shirt for your torso's ongoing art project. Soft, possibly haunted (by melodies).
$5/mo
Subtotal
$120
Due Now
Save 58% $50
Gold: Yearlong Glow + Hoodie
$215
Twelve months inside the kaleidoscope, plus a limited hoodie for late-night listening and daytime mischief. You fuel the machine; I send sounds, stories, and sideways jokes.
$10/mo
Subtotal
$215
Due Now
Save 53% $100
Platinum: Year Pass + Jacket
$870
Twelve months of close-up chaos plus a jacket. Wear it to rehearsals, protests, or just the grocery store.
$50/mo
Subtotal
$870
Due Now
Save 43% $500
"Absurdity Partner" Membership (Diamond) + Incredible Perks
$10,550
Check out those "Absurdity Partner" membership perks to be even more blown away by this incredible decision you are about to make. Did you notice you are also getting a retreat? 🤘😎🤘
$500/mo
Subtotal
$10,550
Due Now
Save 53% $5,000