Jared Hallock
Where absurdism meets psychedelia.
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Tell Me About The Retreat!

🌿 Rhythm & Wellness Retreat

April 22 – 25, 2026 | Garden City, Idaho
Cost: $2,000 (includes $500 deposit)


✨ Picture this: mornings of yoga and sound baths, afternoons filled with sound exploration and reflection, and evenings spent just steps away from Garden City’s coffee shops, restaurants, breweries, wineries, and live music — with abundant nature and riverside trails only a short walk away.

It’s the perfect blend of culture and nature.

Welcome to the first-ever Rhythm & Wellness Retreat — where music, wellness, and community come alive in the vibrant Garden City Arts District!


What’s Included:

  • Private casita (250 sq ft) with one queen bed

  • Daily sound baths, yoga, and rhythmic meditation

  • Breathwork, self-connection, and creative rhythm sessions

  • Sound exploration activities to deepen awareness and reflection

  • Guided mentorship and immersive experiences

  • Access as the studio audience for a music-centric podcast

  • Healthy breakfasts + lunches each day, plus one community dinner

  • Time outdoors along the Boise River greenbelt

✨ If this resonates, join the waitlist today!

👉🏼Waitlist


FAQ Highlights

How many people can attend?
Spots are extremely limited — only 3 casitas available. Some off site housing can be found if you are proactive.

Can I bring a partner?
Yes! Your partner can join you in a casita at half price, with full access to meals & programming. There is not access to additional sleeping options, so please be comfortable sharing the bed!

What if I stay offsite?
You can apply up to $500 of your offsite housing toward the retreat cost.

What’s the cost?
$2,000 total. A $500 deposit secures your spot (non-refundable but transferable). Remaining $1,500 is due by March 1, 2026.

Diamond Annual Membership Bundle gets this retreat for free! 👉🏼 Tell me more


💫 This will be an intimate, first-ever gathering — rhythm, wellness, and space to reconnect with yourself.

Secure your casita before they’re gone!

👉🏼Waitlist

🤘😎🤘

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Your Casita at the Rhythm and Wellness Retreat

🎶✨ I’ve reserved a few Casitas for the Rhythm & Wellness Retreat, each similar in size and function to the one in this video (colors and furniture vary, but the vibe is the same).

And because you’re part of my StreetTeam, you get something special: a sneak peek of “Different Dimension” (feat. Saul Chessin) before the rest of the world hears it this Friday. Yep — the track is in the video, so go ahead and shake your butt to it early. Seems pretty appropriate, don’t you think? 😉

Life here in Garden City’s arts district is magic — creativity is abundant, and nature is required. Can’t wait to share more retreat details soon.

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Rhythm and Wellness Retreat (hold your spot!)

There is an open spot and I am inviting you!

I’ll be hosting my first-ever Rhythm & Wellness Retreat right here in Garden City’s (ID) arts district this coming spring! It’s designed for creatives who want to step out of the daily grind, recharge, and reconnect with rhythm, sounds, and wellness!

Here’s what we’ll share together:

  • A wide variety of sound exploration + creative studio sessions + mentors

  • Daily soundbaths to reset mind and body

  • Healthy snacks, breakfast & lunch basics, and one shared dinner

  • Local culture: art walks, breweries, music venues, a night out

  • River walks and access to abundant nature

Dates: April 22–26, 2026
Cost: $2,000 (includes lodging, mentors, activities, and meals listed above)*
Spots: Limited — once they’re gone, they’re gone. Must be 18 or older.

*Secure your spot with a deposit!

This first retreat is all about connection — creating music, sharing meals, and experiencing rhythm, sounds + wellness together. If you’ve ever wanted to be part of something right from the start, this is your chance.

🤘😘🤘

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My Destiny (Official Music Video)

🎥 My Destiny — Official Music Video

Artist: Jared Hallock (Project213)
Song: My Destiny
Director: Scott Grady
Cinematographer: Tom Sanford
Editor: [Confirm if Scott/Tom or someone else edited — placeholder]
Actors: Noah Reiss & Jessi Giese
Producer: Jared Hallock
Location: Boise, Idaho


Synopsis

The My Destiny music video takes Jared Hallock’s tongue-in-cheek love song and places it inside a surreal, Dada-inspired dreamworld. Set against the backdrop of tennis courts and suburban stillness, everyday moments spiral into absurdity — rackets swing without winners, scorpions crawl across the lines, and kaleidoscopic cuts fracture reality.

Boise actors Noah Reiss and Jessi Giese embody a relationship caught between connection and chaos, intimacy and competition. Their performance blurs the line between playful romance and existential metaphor, echoing the song’s whispered declarations: “Oh, you best believe it, I’m chilling out with my destiny.”

The collaboration with director Scott Grady and cinematographer Tom Sanford amplifies Hallock’s psychedelic-absurdist aesthetic — merging vibrant imagery, nonlinear storytelling, and symbolic props into a video that’s as strange as it is heartfelt.

At its core, My Destiny is a visual reminder that love doesn’t follow rules — sometimes it’s a tennis match with no score, sometimes it’s a scorpion on the baseline, and sometimes it’s simply being present with the person standing next to you.

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The Jared Hallock Community  Live Stream! 🤘😎🤘
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🎾💜 MY DESTINY WATCH PARTY — FRIDAY THE 13TH 💜🎾
📅 Friday, June 13
🕢 7:30 PM ET / 4:30 PM PT — Pre-Party (TikTok + YouTube)
🎬 8:00 PM ET / 5:00 PM PT — Video Premiere (YouTube)
🎉 Post-Premiere — Raffles + Hangout (TikTok + YouTube)

Hey homies, homettes, and beautiful weirdos —

It’s happening. My Destiny is dropping like a racket on clay — a surreal, tennis-themed love story you won’t want to miss.

Come celebrate with:
🎽 Tennis-core fits encouraged (purple + white, obviously)
🎟️ Live raffles + exclusive swag
💬 Hangouts on TikTok + YouTube Live

📍 Watch here:
👉 YouTube Live
👉 TikTok Live
🎥 Premiere Video Link: https://youtu.be/Wh2A_SgHoQg

Mark your calendar, tag a friend, show up in style, and let’s make Friday the 13th feel like fate.


— Jared 🎤🎾💜

Poster Art - Jessie
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Psilocybin Smile (Official Music Video)

🎥 Psilocybin Smile — Official Music Video

Artist: Jared Hallock
Song: Psilocybin Smile
Director / Animator: Ryan Donahue
Concept: Based on album cover artwork provided by Jared Hallock
Producer: Jared Hallock
Animation Style: Hand-crafted, fully original (no AI)
Release: 2025


Song Story

Psilocybin Smile lives up to its name — a quirky, trippy, and playful track that balances humor with heartfelt energy. The song celebrates the strange joys of love, perception, and surrendering to the moment, while keeping its tongue firmly in cheek. It’s music that makes you grin at the absurdity while still vibing with the groove.


Video Synopsis

The Psilocybin Smile video is an indie psychedelic animation built entirely by artist Ryan Donahue. Starting with the original album cover art, Donahue designed and constructed a robot whose mouth syncs to the lyrics, turning the artwork into a living character.

The result is a hand-crafted, low-tech, high-imagination creation: colorful, quirky, and unapologetically weird. With no AI involved, every frame reflects an authentic DIY spirit — the kind of strange beauty you’d expect from a song called Psilocybin Smile.

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