Soft, slightly unhinged. Artwork torn from a late-night notebook after the synths got snarky. Small run: once they're go...

Built for night walks and 3 a.m. mixes. Heavy, cozy, and stamped with a small glitch from my brain.

For the bold and the cold. Embroidered sigils, an inside pocket for lyric fragments, and enough swagger to get you past ...

A year riding shotgun plus a limited poster for your wall of questionable decisions (best wall in the house).

Absurdist Guild: Bronze (content) $9.99

Absurdist Print (Album cover of choice) $15

Cosmic Wanderer 12 months access

$2/mo

A year of closer access and a limited shirt for your torso's ongoing art project. Soft, possibly haunted (by melodies).

Absurdist Guild: Silver (loops) $15

Psilocybin Smile Tee $45

Reality Questioner 12 months access

$5/mo

Twelve months inside the kaleidoscope, plus a limited hoodie for late-night listening and daytime mischief. You fuel the...

Absurdist Guild: Gold (merch) $20

'My Destiny" Hoodie $75

Chaos Curator 12 months access

$10/mo

Twelve months of close-up chaos plus a jacket. Wear it to rehearsals, protests, or just the grocery store.

Absurdist Guild: Platinum (Merch+) $25

Touring Paradox Jacket (Limited) $245

Madness Confidant 12 months access

$50/mo

Check out those "Absurdity Partner" membership perks to be even more blown away by this incredible decision you are abou...

Absurdist Guild: Diamond (merch ++) $50

Commission a Musical Creation $3,000

Absurdity Partner 12 months access

$500/mo