Soft, slightly unhinged. Artwork torn from a late-night notebook after the synths got snarky. Small run: once they're go...
Built for night walks and 3 a.m. mixes. Heavy, cozy, and stamped with a small glitch from my brain.
For the bold and the cold. Embroidered sigils, an inside pocket for lyric fragments, and enough swagger to get you past ...
A year riding shotgun plus a limited poster for your wall of questionable decisions (best wall in the house).
Absurdist Guild: Bronze (content) $9.99
Absurdist Print (Album cover of choice) $15
A year of closer access and a limited shirt for your torso's ongoing art project. Soft, possibly haunted (by melodies).
Absurdist Guild: Silver (loops) $15
Psilocybin Smile Tee $45
Twelve months inside the kaleidoscope, plus a limited hoodie for late-night listening and daytime mischief. You fuel the...
Absurdist Guild: Gold (merch) $20
'My Destiny" Hoodie $75
Twelve months of close-up chaos plus a jacket. Wear it to rehearsals, protests, or just the grocery store.
Absurdist Guild: Platinum (Merch+) $25
Touring Paradox Jacket (Limited) $245
Check out those "Absurdity Partner" membership perks to be even more blown away by this incredible decision you are abou...
Absurdist Guild: Diamond (merch ++) $50
Commission a Musical Creation $3,000 Jared Hallock
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